80+ Best Funny WhatsApp Status & Quotes in 2020

Hii friends today I share of Some best & Unique collection of Best Funny Status For Whatsapp.In this time Everyone using Social Media & Daily Updates their Status & add stories in social media apps but many of them can't find the best funny Whatsapp status & quotes which surely help you to find your Funny status.
We all know that Corona Virus is now Epidemic in all over world & due to lockdown we all are at home.So not much time we pass here is the Best Funny status for Whatsapp which helps you luagh & also share this article to Family & Friends & Make them happy.

So Let's start funny status 

Hey There Whatsapp Using Mee.....

I'm Not Lazy I'm Just On Energy Saving Mode. 

80% of boys have  girls friend & Rest 20% boys having brain

 Never Laugh your Wife choice ,You're one of them.

Totally Available !! please Disturb Me.

Hey You're Reading My Status.

 I'm not Failed My Success Just Lost.

 My Style Is Unique Please don't Copy It.

 3 Mistakes Did by Everyone ,Whatsapp Facebook & GF.

 47% Of all Statistics are Worthless.

 Alcohol will gives a different type of Power.

 All the Life I thought air is free until when I Bought a packet of Chips.

 Hey You're reading my Status Again!!.

 At Least Mosquito Attracted to Me.

 When I Was Born Devil Says Oh satt ....Competition Level.

Here you can read also BEST GOOD MORNING STATUS 

 Hey There I'm Not On Whatsapp.

 Life Is Too Short ,Smile While you have still Teeth.

 Adding you Friend means not you're my Best Friend it did Increase My Frindlist.

Attitude is Just Like UnderWere .Don't sow it Just Wore it.

The Brains is more work when  you can't use it.

Technology 1 :- There is new device in Market  which converts your Thoughts into Speech called Alcohol.

 Technology 2:- There is another device in Market Which Converts your Voice in Silence called Wife.

Technology 3 :- There is One another's device in  Market which converts Fake message into Truths called Whatsapp.

 Be Strong I whispers to My Mobile Password.

 I will Marry a who girl which looks Pretty in Aadhar Card😎.

 My Study Schedule Study 10 Minutes & Rest 1Hour.

Save Water Drink Bear ,Make Girlfriend Without Fear.

For Save Water I drink Bear.

Create your Visual Style.Let Be Unique your self but Identifiable for Others.

 Marriage is subject To Market Risk.

Which Exercise Machine is good For impressing Girls ,Treiners  Said Me ATM.

 If the Human Brain powerful why everyone use it?.

 I hate Math But I Like Counting Money.

 Life is too short Don't Waste it To Read My Whatsapp Status.....

 You Can Never Buy A True Love,But Still Pay for It.

Here you can read also BEST MOTIVATIONAL (INSPIRATIONAL ) WHATSAPP STATUS

Everyone False in love only onetime but I falls in Love every time with the Same Girl.

I'm a Hot Dude With a Cold Attitude....

I'm Cool but Global warming makes me Very Hot.

I Need Just A Very Good Wi-Fi & Wife.

If You're bad then Call me Your Dad.

I don't need any Hierstyle my pillows gives a new hairstyle everyday.

I want to give me someone Loan & then Leave me alone.

God is really creative I mean just look at Me.

When phone is Silent Moide only for 2 Minutes everybody calls but when my phone is full volume Nobody calls me.

All the Rules are Made to be break.

I need Google in My Brain.

Enggenier & Pressure Cucar are both Same because both can handle pressure at very high level.

Ooooo......Don't Copy  My Status.

If Silence is Golden so Animals are GoldMines.

Your Serious talk also make me Laugh.

I live in world of Fantasy ,So please keep u r reality away from Me.

I hate of people who  steal my ideas , before I think of them.

Behind every Great men ,there is an very expensive women.

High power comes with high voltage current.

I have be had a Great but Ain't today.

His I.Q. Level is so low you don't need two hand to count it..

I don't drink alcohol but feels Awesome.

ETC means End of thinking capacity.  

Here you can read also BEST COOL STATUS FOR WHATSAPP

I need three thing in my life : Food ,WiFi ,Sleep.

 They thought I wanted a job , but I just wanted a paychecks.

Can I click your photo because I love capturing natural disaster's.

 Scartch here ######## to know my status.

 You can never convince a girl who gives you S3X.

 I'm experience my life @30 WTF everyday.

 The swimming pool is best & safe place to Fart.

 Saracsam is one of the best service offer.

 I want a wallet comes with Free refilles.

 If you're still hate me! No problem.

A fine is tax for doing wrong but A Tax is fine for doing well.

Mosquitoes are like our Family member ,Annoying but they have carry your blood.

Today Relationship : You can touch each other but not touch each other phones.

Google must be a women because it knows everything.

I always learns from others mistakes who take me advice .

Funny Definition Of Human Being :- They cut trees make papers & write "Save trees " on same paper.

I'm dreaming always to be millionaire like my uncle he is dreaming too...

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